The Visit

Her breasts reeked of formaldehyde and what could only be described as a freshly moistened corpse after the morning dew. It was apparent she had visited her recently deceased lover, Pierre-Lioux, at the mortuary.

Despite his impressive deductions thus far, Jonathon however was unable to surmise the logistics behind a woman fornicating with a cadaver; seeing as how the deceased lacks appropriate blood flow to achieve arousal. Scissoring, perhaps?

No matter the means of procreation, Jonathon planned on solving the mystery of what happened to Jennifer in the graveyard earlier that very day.

“So Jennifer, what were you doing fucking Pierre-Lioux’s dew-moistened corpse this morning?”

Jonathon never prolonged the inevitable.

“Ummmmm, excuse me? The only thing I “did” this morning was take a trip to Steak ‘n’ Shake for a quick breakfast before work. Who is Pierre-Lioux?”

Of course! Jonathon had forgotten about Steak ‘n’ Shake’s new Formalde-Fried Dew Burger©, available with your choice of side-dish for only $3.99 (for a limited time only, promotions may vary).

Jonathon had quenched his intrigue and could now proceed with his game of internet checkers,

alone.

THE END